She Must Really Have Wanted to See That Movie: According to a report from Bala Cynwyd Patch, A 26-year-old Narberth woman was arrested Friday, Oct. 19, about 11 a.m. at the Penn Valley Acme. Police said she tried to steal a $25 Madagascar DVD.

At Least He Tried to Eat Something: According to a report from West Chester Patch, police responded to the intersection of Bradford Avenue and Gay Street after a report of a subject passed out behind the wheel of a car.  At the scene, police made contact with a 25-year-old Philadelphia resident, who was asleep behind the wheel with a cheese steak on his lap. Police arrested the man after he allegedly failed field sobriety tests.